I have a folder of over 400 movies, I might just watch them all and then type a fast review and put it up here.
First lucky film: Fight Club
Review: Well its about this guy called Narator, yeah crazy name right, and he makes friends with this guy called Rober Paulson who has massove man tits, and the whole movie is him crying into them. Some stuff with a split personality, and blowing some buildings up happens but that just hiding the true story.
(Spoiler) Snape Kills Dumbledoor